sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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