and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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