dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There's always time for handjobs
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Rumble strips road head = magical
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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