i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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