My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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