ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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