I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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