its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
smell my finger.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
