I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
