question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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