Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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