But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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