In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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