are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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