she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
The ass gains better be worth it
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