ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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