Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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