how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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