Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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