This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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