i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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