Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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