omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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