That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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