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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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