No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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