Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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