smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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