you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
wow bdsm is so cute
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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