I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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