just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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