I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just threw up on my dentist
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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