she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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