Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
