She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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