butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Semen is not good for contacts.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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