maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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