Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
