dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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