Don't make out with my wife yet
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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