I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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