Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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