He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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