yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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