Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We need to get me chipped asap
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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