Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am midnight drunk by noon
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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