Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
