He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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