the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It's just like the Real World with babies
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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