i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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