we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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