operation harelip BJ is a go
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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